Tuning

By the way,
    I'm the type of girl that
rips out men's hearts with
          wrenches I constructed from
       the bones of
                former lovers.


   But I can guess you
         already knew that
     seeing as you
       already seem to be celebrating
             your own omniscience.





So tell me exactly how it was
    that you came to be the God of
   reading people;
               because I must have missed it
          reading the novella that I keep in my purse
         whenever I know I'll be hearing you talk.


Also;
   I find it interesting how
  the one thing you've never commented on
       is my biting sarcasm
    that I use to protect myself
            from the blinding stupidity
             of people
             like
             you.